rowan down the river

Sep 19

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via ugly)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via ugly)

(Source: quarrterquels, via fuglyselfie)

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via onthepeachtree)

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

(via fuglyselfie)

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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via officialfrenchtoast)

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returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

image

(Source: toska91, via guy)

Sep 18

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

(via harrywifipizza)

“You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole.” — i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)

I am so ace at this

(via mightyalligatorqueen)

(Source: stolenwine, via tobeforyou)