no you can’t have it back stop asking
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
(Source: quarrterquels, via fuglyselfie)
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
The girl you just called hot? That me
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
(Source: toska91, via guy)
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole. — i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)
I am so ace at this(via mightyalligatorqueen)
(Source: stolenwine, via tobeforyou)