rowan down the river

Oct 01

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Sep 30

“Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be.” — Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via hefuckin)

(Source: jeigo, via captainamandica)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold, via captainamandica)

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via hotboyproblems)

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gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

(via trust)

(Source: rachel-actually, via guy)

rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

(Source: rneerkat, via trust)


Amsterdam, The Netherlands

Amsterdam, The Netherlands

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assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(via guy)

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