rowan down the river

Apr 20

sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

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jessajohansson:

margaery tyrell is the ultimate gold digger she’s had three husbands and didn’t have to bang one of them a single time dude she’s on a whole other level

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lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

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lets-just-eat:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches

lets-just-eat:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches

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the camera turned on by itself i swear im not a model

look at that cat’s fabulous mustache

the camera turned on by itself i swear im not a model

look at that cat’s fabulous mustache

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do-not-touch-my-food:

Cookie Butter, Cookie & Caramel Bark

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cookie Butter, Cookie & Caramel Bark

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